mamaduafe:

omgs:

whitegirlsaintshit:

i the snail.

everybody here is perfect

I have never seen a happier snail omg

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

just-shower-thoughts:

If dudes sent dog pics instead of dick picks on dating websites, they would get a lot more dates.

critical-perspective:

renegadebusiness:

renegadebusiness:

the male version of the “can I speak to the manager” lady

you know what he looks like

Howard Birch, age 65. Methodist. Still wears his high school football ring, Class of ‘71. Worked at the paper mill until retiring. Mostly fishes, occasionally hunts.

And he wants to speak to your supervisor.

(via notquitechrome)

estrxlla:

This was so much funnier when I heard his accent. Hahahaha bless him. “Show me your tits”

(via ruinedchildhood)

(via recoveryisbeautiful)

asking-jude:

Source

(via recoveryisbeautiful)

brainndrainn:

I just want lots of sex and no anxiety.

(via a-ghost-with-a-beating-heart)

rashaka:

reblog if you think ‘Wonder Woman Crosses No Man’s Land’ is the most iconic standalone superhero scene in all of 21st century superhero films so far

(via ghoulieinthegraveyard)

hayatecrawford:

thelastmelinian:

a-long-time-ago-on-gallifrey:

keshawnrob:

sixcatsandtwodogs:

l3nvi:

phillywillygasp:

yunomaekfunwitmii:

gaymerlag:

kebinu:

jkimisyellow:

floptina:

mulan dont give a shit

mulan has run out of fucks to give

Mulan no curr

Mulan: “Gurl had it coming.”

Mulan: ” One less bitch, to worry about “

Mulan: “Who’s next?”

Mulan: “Look at all that dishonor”

I’M LAUGHING TO HARD AT THIS OMG

MULAN NO CURR

Mulan: Are you fucking serious Snow

Mulan: I fought in a motherfucking war

Mulan: I saved motherfucking China

Mulan: And you get taken down by a motherfucking apple

DISHONOUR ON YOU! DISHONOUR ON YOUR COW!

If one day I no longer reblog this it’s because I’m no longer in this world.

(via ruinedchildhood)

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

awkwardrosestuff:

fuhked:

Obsessed with this way of drawing roses.

*o*

(via psych-facts)

(via mikeythegreat-deactivated201903)

twitchytyrant:

I can’t believe he killed Harrison Ford twice

(via ruinedchildhood)

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